I understand that La Bou is owned by a Vietnamese immigrant and that she wants to lend a helping hand to her immigrant brethren by gainfully employing them, but for fuck's sake, do they have to be the ones taking my sandwich order!? The La Bou I frequent (11th and O) is probably the busiest one in town so you would think that communication with its customers would be of the highest priority to ensure that things run smoothly and timely. Instead, I am yelling, "large dill!" to a women who may or may not have been an extra in Full Metal Jacket and praying that I don't end up with a tuna fish sandwich on rye with a side of Asian noodle salad. It's fucking nerve wracking I tell ya'. Meanwhile, I see an English speaking person making coffees and shit in the back, casually chatting it up with another person who possesses a firm grasp on the English language who is pouring iced-tea into a pitcher. I wonder if this is some kind of reverse racism or revenge plot by the owner; payback for something that happened during the war. Who fucking knows.
To its credit, La Bou has never really messed up an order of mine. They have added sprouts a few times when I said no sprouts, forgot to add mustard when I asked for it, given me Dijon when I asked for dill, charged me for cheese when there was none...on second thought, they have messed my order up and quite often. Disregard that opening sentence.
I have decided to take action against La Bou by publishing the recipe to there dill dressing. Now you, the home chef, can make large batches as often as you like. You no longer have to worry about whether the amount of dill you have will be enough to cover the amount of lettuce on your salad or to dip your bread in. Enjoy and let me know how it comes out.
1/4 package of Hidden Valley Ranch Buttermilk dressing mix.
1/4 cup of mayonnaise.
2 to 3 tablespoons of fresh dill.
Use water to thin (~1/4 cup).
I love you robo.
ReplyDeleteAs Dowell once proclaimed: "ESLa Bou."
ReplyDeleteDude Robot - English speaking servers fuck up my order all the time. And this is borderline offensive, no make that actually offensive -"to a women who may or may not have been an extra in Full Metal Jacket."
ReplyDeleteBecause whenever I look at you, I think of Christopher Columbus and all the VDs you brought to the new world with you.
Well, you can't make everyone happy. Columbus was Italian so I hope you don't see him in me. Think Potato Famine next time you look at me.
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